Please disregard any email you may have recieved yesterday announcing an 8:20 call under a post called "Here We GO".
Dad was posting it onto January 3rd (for posterity, I guess?), but the email notification did not mention that. (Obviously, he did not consult me before trying this.)
This does not count as me crying "Wolf" again, by the way. Instead, just consider it another reason not to ever let old people near technology.